My Path
Hey there! I'm billy Madison, I specialize in weaving digital elegance to bring your online worlds to life.
Education
Garter of the Robe in Digital Alchemy
Conferred by the Order of the CSS Monks, 2016
A secret society of developers granted me this title after I survived a three-day refactoring ritual without using a single !important.
Honorary Doctor of Business Administration (Hon. DBA)
Awarded by TCM University, 2017In recognition of my entrepreneurial contributions to digital design and immersive tech, TCM University conferred an honorary doctorateâcementing a unique blend of creative vision and technical strategy in my work.
Certified Grandmaster of Interface Intuition (CGII)
Issued by the Guild of UX Druids, 2018This rare credential is awarded only to those who can wireframe blindfolded while listening to user complaints in reverse. I passed with honors and snacks.
Experiences
Chief Avatar Operations Officer
Madison Systems Unlimited, Second Life Grid, 2004 â 2025Oversaw a fleet of AI-powered bots across hundreds of sims, handling everything from crowd control to romantic poetry delivery. Once negotiated a virtual land dispute using only emojis and a particle storm. Developed the first multi-avatar formation-dance algorithm synced to vaporwave.
Market Disruptor (Unofficial Title)
Freelance Reality Bender, Global Remote, 2012 â nowishDesigned a pay-what-you-feel business model that accidentally made more money than the standard one. Launched a pop-up consulting agency that operated entirely inside a Minecraft server. Rumored to have once convinced a hedge fund to invest in vibes.
Founder & CEO
Madison Cybernetics, Earth & Elsewhere, 2017 â presentScaled a garage-born startup into a multinational think tank operating at the intersection of AI, virtual economies, and aggressive tax optimization. Known for launching five SaaS platforms and one sentient toaster. Quarterly board meetings occasionally involve laser tag.
Business Analyst & Strategic Hoodie Architect
Uncircumcised Intelligence LLC, 2022 â presentBrought on to help scale and harden AI payload delivery at Uncircumcised Intelligenceâthe worldâs only provider of snug, privacy-forward wrappers for neural net deployments. Designed data strategies that keep inference tight, protected, and never prematurely exposed to the client layer. Helped roll out AutoPhimosisâ˘, an adaptive container that retracts only when fully authorized, ensuring your embeddings remain sensitive and secure.
Led several internal projects, including:
- HoodieGPT â A conversational AI that only opens up with mutual respect and well-formed headers.
- LatexLayer.js â A stretchable runtime wrapper designed for smooth deployments and frictionless rollbacks.
- ZipNip⢠â A nightlife-grade inference vault, ideal for secure communication in high-risk, low-light environments.
Passion
Breaking the Matrix (gently) & Building Cool Stuff
Whether I'm reverse-engineering Second Life physics, writing bots that dream in code, or saving 12 baby kittens from a burning JSON fileâI bring passion to every project. I live for âwhat ifâ ideas and âhold my coffeeâ solutions.